TV Schedule for 08-27-2009, Thursday All times EDT (ATL) - Atlanta affiliate, check local listings (NEW) - premiere/new episode (OPI) - of possible interest (V  - visual bonus(es) **    - in series cast, unknown episodes ++ ++ Highlights and/or New Programs. ++ 4:00 PM-6:00 PM ESPN HD Little League _base_ball                          (NEW) World Series, International Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Williamsport, Pa. (High Definition, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: INTSEMI2, Original Air Date: 2009-08-27) 8:00 PM-10:00 PM ESPN HD Little League _base_ball                         (NEW) World Series, U.S. Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Williamsport, Pa. (High Definition, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: USSEMI2, Original Air Date: 2009-08-27) 9:00 PM-10:00 PM BBCA Skins                                             (NEW) Pandora. Pandora's innocent sleepover quickly succumbs to mayhem and shocking discoveries. (New Episode, Syndicated Episode Number: 304, Original Air Date: 2009-08-27) 10:00 PM-11:00 PM USA HD Royal Pains                                    (NEW) Wonderland. Starring: Ezra Miller (High Definition, Close Captioned, New Episode, Syndicated Episode Number: 112, Original Air Date: 2009-08-27) 10:00 PM-12:00 AM ESPN2 HD _base_ball                                     (NEW) Junior League, Final: Teams TBA. From Taylor, Mich. (Original Air Date: 2009-08-27) 10:00 PM-11:00 PM SUNDAE In Short                                       (NEW) Bruce Weber. (Close Captioned, New Episode, Original Air Date: 2009-08-27, TV-14) ++ ++ Daily Listings. ++ 12:00 AM-12:30 AM DISN HD Life With Derek Futuritis. Starring: Michael Seater, Daniel Magder (Syndicated Episode Number: 318, Original Air Date: 2009-03-25, Repeat, TV-G) 12:00 AM-12:30 AM ABCF HD 10 Things I Hate About You Dance Little Sister. Bianca drags Kat and Patrick to the fall dance so she can finally get her date with the soccer captain. Starring: Nicholas Braun, Ethan Peck (High Definition, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 1008, Original Air Date: 2009-08-25, Repeat, TV-14) 12:00 AM-2:00 AM UHD The Wool Cap A building superintendent (William H. Macy) finds the strength to face the demons of his past through his bond with an abandoned girl. Director: Steven Schachter Starring: Julito McCullum (High Definition, Close Captioned, 2004, PG-13, 2 Star) 12:30 AM-1:00 AM ABCF HD Ruby and the Rockits We Are Family?. Starring: Austin Butler, Kurt Doss (High Definition, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 1008, Original Air Date: 2009-08-25, Repeat, TV-PG) 12:55 AM-2:25 AM STZK HD Free Willy 3: The Rescue A whale's human pal (Jason James Richter) and scientists (August Schellenberg, Annie Corley) on a floating marine lab confront poachers, educating one's young son in the process. Director: Sam Pillsbury Starring: Jason James Richter, Vincent Berry (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 1997, PG, 3 Star) 1:00 AM-2:00 AM WGN HD Star Trek: The Next Generation The First Duty. Series 5, episode 19. Wesley covers for his friends after a fatal accident at Starfleet Academy. Director: Paul Lynch Starring: Wil Wheaton (Stereo, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 119, Original Air Date: 1992-03-30, Repeat, TV-PG) 1:00 AM-2:30 AM ESPN2 HD Little League _base_ball World Series, U.S. Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Williamsport, Pa. (High Definition, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: USSEMI1, Original Air Date: 2009-08-26, Repeat) 1:00 AM-3:00 AM TBS HD Man of the House A district attorney (Chevy Chase) tries to win over the bratty son (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) of his future wife (Farrah Fawcett). Director: James Orr Starring: Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Zachary Browne, Spencer Vrooman, Jimmy Baker, Shane Meier (High Definition, Close Captioned, 1995, TV-PG, 2 Star) 2:00 AM-3:00 AM TNT HD Cold Case Glued. Series 1, episode 12. Stillman asks Rush and Valens to reopen the 1980 case of an 8-year-old boy found buried in a snowdrift. Director: Peter Markle Starring: Ridge Canipe (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 12, Original Air Date: 2004-01-18, Repeat, TV-14) 2:25 AM-4:10 AM STZK HD Disappearances Desperate for money, a cattle farmer (Kris Kristofferson) and his teenage son try to smuggle Canadian whiskey across the border. Director: Jay Craven Starring: Charlie McDermott (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 2006, PG-13, 3 Star) 2:30 AM-3:30 AM USA HD Royal Pains Nobody's Perfect. While in New York to learn more about Boris' mysterious disease, Hank discovers that the Gardners are trying to strip him of his medical license; Divya and Evan face a medical emergency aboard a reclusive millionaire's yacht; Jill tussles with Charlie. Starring: Ezra Miller (High Definition, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 111, Original Air Date: 2009-08-20, Repeat) 2:30 AM-4:00 AM FMC Star Maps The patriarch (Efrain Figueroa) of a dysfunctional Los Angeles family sends his teen son (Douglas Spain), an aspiring actor, to work as a prostitute. Director: Miguel Arteta (Close Captioned, 1997, TV-MA, 3 Star) 2:30 AM-4:45 AM ENCRD In the Bedroom A tragedy involving a doctor (Tom Wilkinson), his wife (Sissy Spacek) and their college-age son (Nick Stahl) reveals the chasm in the relationship. Director: Todd Field (Stereo, Close Captioned, 2001, R, 4 Star) 2:30 AM-4:30 AM HBO2 HD Eagle Eye Two strangers (Shia LaBeouf, Michelle Monaghan) become pawns of a mysterious woman who threatens their friends and family and uses technology to control their every move. Director: D.J. Caruso (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 2008, PG-13, 3 Star) 2:40 AM-4:15 AM STZ HD Black Irish A teen (Michael Angarano) tries to keep his life together while his parents wallow in an unhappy marriage and his brother (Tom Guiry) tries to lure him into criminal behavior. Director: Brad Gann (Stereo, Close Captioned, 2006, R) 2:40 AM-4:30 AM MOMAX The Luzhin Defence To the dismay of her mother (Geraldine James), an independent aristocrat (Emily Watson) falls in love with an eccentric chess champion (John Turturro) in 1920s Italy. Director: Marleen Gorris Starring: Alexander Hunting (Stereo, Close Captioned, 2000, PG-13, 3 Star) 2:45 AM-5:00 AM 5MAX HD The Falcon and the Snowman A seminary dropout (Timothy Hutton) and his cocaine-hooked buddy (Sean Penn) sell U.S. secrets to the Soviets in 1975. Director: John Schlesinger Starring: Chris Makepeace (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 1985, R, 3 Star) 3:20 AM-4:55 AM HBOF HD License to Wed A newly engaged couple (Mandy Moore, John Krasinski) find out if they are truly compatible when a clergyman (Robin Williams) puts them through a rigorous marriage-prep class. Director: Ken Kwapis Starring: Josh Flitter, Travis T. Flory (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 2007, PG-13, 2 Star) 4:00 AM-5:40 AM ENCRWS Savage Land Two women, a boy and a girl must live by their wits after a stagecoach attack in the Old West. Director: Dean Hamilton Starring: Corey Carrier (Close Captioned, 1994, PG, 2 Star) 4:00 AM-5:50 AM ENCRA Dante's Peak A volcanologist (Pierce Brosnan) and his new love (Linda Hamilton) flee a deadly eruption in the Pacific Northwest. Director: Roger Donaldson Starring: Jeremy Foley (Stereo, Close Captioned, 1997, PG-13, 3 Star) 4:30 AM-6:00 AM TMCX The Tracey Fragments Wearing only a tattered curtain, a teen (Ellen Page) searches for her missing brother, when she fears she has hypnotized him into believing he is a dog. Director: Bruce McDonald Starring: Zie Souwand, Ryan Cooley (Stereo, 2007, R, 3 Star) 4:55 AM-6:55 AM STZK HD The Final Season An inexperienced coach (Sean Astin) takes charge of the last season of a champion high-school _base_ball team before the school merges with another. Director: David Mickey Evans Starring: Michael Angarano (Stereo, Close Captioned, 2007, PG, 2 Star) 5:30 AM-7:45 AM SHOCSE Valmont The Marquise de Merteuil (Annette Bening) and the Viscomte de Valmont (Colin Firth) bet on dangerous liaisons in 1780s France. Director: Milos Forman Starring: Henry Thomas (Stereo, 1989, R, 3 Star) 6:00 AM-7:40 AM STZ HD 10 Things I Hate About You A pretty, popular student can't date until her rebellious older sister (Julia Stiles) gets a suitor of her own. Director: Gil Junger Starring: Heath Ledger, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, David Krumholtz, Andrew Keegan (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 1999, PG-13, 2 Star) 6:00 AM-8:20 AM MOMAX Yanks Three GIs have three sorts of affairs with locals in 1944 England, including that of a sergeant (Richard Gere) with a shopgirl (Lisa Eichhorn). Director: John Schlesinger Starring: Simon Harrison (Close Captioned, 1979, R, 3 Star) 6:00 AM-6:20 AM SUNDAE Be Quiet A young boy and his father negotiate checkpoints between Israel and the West Bank during a trip to Nazareth. (Close Captioned, Original Air Date: 2008-01-05, TV-PG) 6:00 AM-7:45 AM TMCX Bratz When they enter high school, lifelong friends (Nathalia Ramos, Janel Parrish, Logan Browning) face peer pressure and unexpected challenges to their bond. Director: Sean McNamara Starring: Stephen Lunsford, William May (Stereo, 2007, PG, 1 Star) 6:00 AM-8:30 AM HBOSIG HD A.I.: Artificial Intelligence In the future a cutting-edge android in the form of a boy (Haley Joel Osment) embarks on a journey to discover its true nature. Director: Steven Spielberg (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 2001, PG-13, 4 Star) 6:00 AM-7:00 AM USA HD Royal Pains There Will Be Food. A ballerina loses consciousness after Evan feeds her hot dogs and other foods she had to give up to maintain her dancer's physique; vulnerable Jill exposes some of her feelings to Hank after funding for her free clinic falls through. Starring: Ezra Miller (High Definition, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 103, Original Air Date: 2009-06-11, Repeat) 6:15 AM-8:00 AM SHOWB Warriors of Virtue A boy (Mario Yedidia) lands in a magic world of kung fu, kangaroo-men, and villains seeking the key to immortality. Director: Ronny Yu (Stereo, Close Captioned, 1997, PG, 2 Star) 6:15 AM-8:00 AM TMC Canvas With his wife (Marcia Gay Harden) in a psychiatric hospital, a man (Joe Pantoliano) quits his job and builds a sailboat in his driveway. Director: Joseph Greco Starring: Devon Gearhart, Marcus Johns, Antony Del Rio (Stereo, 2006, PG-13, 3 Star) 6:30 AM-8:15 AM FLIX A Home of Our Own A widowed mother (Kathy Bates) of five loses her job in 1962 Los Angeles, then heads to Idaho in search of a home. Director: Tony Bill Starring: Edward Furlong, Miles Feulner, T.J. Lowther (Stereo, Close Captioned, 1993, PG, 2 Star) 7:00 AM-8:00 AM USA HD Royal Pains Strategic Planning. The pushy wife of a U.S. senator calls Hank and Divya to perform a discreet executive physical on her teenage son, who will be the starting quarterback for the Notre Dame Fighting Irish in the fall. Starring: Ezra Miller (High Definition, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 102, Original Air Date: 2009-06-18, Repeat) 7:00 AM-7:30 AM FUEL Camp Woodward Temper, Temper. Tony loses his temper, Miles loses his money and Tyler is still without his bags. (Close Captioned, Original Air Date: 2008-03-02, Repeat) 7:05 AM-8:55 AM SHOWX Along Came a Spider A detective (Morgan Freeman) and a Secret Service agent (Monica Potter) investigate the abduction of a senator's daughter from a school. Director: Lee Tamahori Starring: Anton Yelchin (Stereo, 2001, R, 2 Star) 7:15 AM-9:40 AM MGMHD Inherit the Wind A fundamentalist orator (Fredric March) opposes a liberal lawyer (Spencer Tracy) defending a Darwinist teacher in the 1920s South. Director: Stanley Kramer Starring: Jimmy Boyd (High Definition, Black and White, 1960, NR, 4 Star) 7:30 AM-9:35 AM IFC The Slaughter Rule Cut from his high-school football team, a teen (Ryan Gosling) becomes a quarterback for a grizzled coach's (David Morse) amateur squad. Director: Alex Smith, Andrew Smith (Close Captioned, 2002, TV-MA, 3 Star) 7:40 AM-9:15 AM STZC HD MVP: Most Valuable Primate A deaf girl (Jaime Renee Smith) befriends a runaway chimp that can communicate with sign language and has a remarkable talent for playing hockey. Director: Robert Vince Starring: Kevin Zegers, Myles Ferguson (Stereo, Close Captioned, 2000, PG, 1 Star) 8:00 AM-9:00 AM USA HD Royal Pains TB or Not TB. After the owner/head chef of a trendy Hampton's restaurant suffers a stroke, Hank attempts to save her from potential long-term damage, but she goes missing before treatment is administered. Starring: Ezra Miller (High Definition, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 104, Original Air Date: 2009-06-25, Repeat) 8:00 AM-10:00 AM HBO2 HD Martian Child A single man (John Cusack) who wants to be a father adopts a youngster, but trouble begins when the boy claims he is really from Mars. Director: Menno Meyjes Starring: Bobby Coleman (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 2007, PG, 3 Star) 8:00 AM-9:00 AM HDT A Boy and His Eagle A 14-year-old Kazakh boy learns how to hunt with his father in Mongolia. (Stereo, High Definition, Original Air Date: 2007-12-16, TV-G) 8:00 AM-9:00 AM CIN HD Uncovered Teen Gambling. Teenagers who roll dice for money; a 17-year-old boy skips his high-school graduation to go to the racetrack; a young man admits his gambling addiction drove him to crime. (Close Captioned, Original Air Date: 2008-12-12, Repeat, TV-PG) 8:00 AM-9:35 AM SHOWB Sea People An elderly couple (Hume Cronyn, Joan Gregson) have a profound impact upon a 14-year-old (Tegan Moss) who dreams of swimming the English Channel. Director: Vic Sarin Starring: Shawn Roberts (Stereo, Close Captioned, 1999, TV-PG, 2 Star) 8:00 AM-10:00 AM HDNETMV The Reivers A Mississippi boy (Mitch Vogel) drives to Memphis with two rascals (Steve McQueen, Rupert Crosse) in his family's new 1905 Winton. Director: Mark Rydell (High Definition, Close Captioned, 1969, PG-13, 3 Star) 8:20 AM-10:10 AM MOMAX The Chumscrubber An alienated teen (Jamie Bell) launches his own investigation into a classmate's kidnapping. Director: Arie Posin Starring: Jamie Bell, Justin Chatwin, Rory Culkin, Thomas Curtis, Eric Jungmann, Lou Taylor Pucci (Stereo, Close Captioned, 2005, R, 2 Star) 8:30 AM-10:00 AM HBO HD Mr. Bean's Holiday Bumbling Bean (Rowan Atkinson) takes a holiday on the French Riviera and is mistaken for a kidnapper and an avante-garde filmmaker. Director: Steve Bendelack Starring: Preston Nyman, Max Baldry (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 2007, G, 3 Star) 8:45 AM-10:30 AM ACMAX HD X-Men Professor Xavier (Patrick Stewart) leads Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) and other superheroes against Magneto (Ian McKellen), a mutant who would rule humanity. Director: Bryan Singer Starring: James Marsden, Shawn Roberts, Daniel Magder (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 2000, PG-13, 3 Star) 8:50 AM-10:30 AM ENCRWA Flipper A surly child (Elijah Wood) of divorce staying with an ex-hippie uncle (Paul Hogan) saves a dolphin from men dumping toxic waste into Florida Keys waters. Director: Alan Shapiro Starring: Elijah Wood, alum Luke Halpin, Jason Fuchs (Stereo, Close Captioned, 1996, PG, 3 Star) 9:00 AM-10:20 AM ENCRM Danika The hallucinations of a woman (Marisa Tomei) lead to her preoccupation with the safety of her children. Director: Ariel Vromen Starring: Ridge Canipe (Stereo, Close Captioned, 2006, R, 2 Star) 9:00 AM-10:30 AM MAX HD Jumper A young man's ability to teleport himself anywhere in the world makes him a target for those who have sworn to kill him and others like him. Director: Doug Liman Starring: Alums Hayden Christensen, Jamie Bell; Max Thieriot (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 2008, PG-13, 2 Star) 9:00 AM-10:00 AM USA HD Royal Pains No Man Is an Island. Hank and Evan take a weekend-long assignment for a wealthy family during a gathering on a technology-free private island; Evan butts heads with one of the family's teenage sons; Jill wrestles with hospital politics and her feelings for Hank. Starring: Ezra Miller (High Definition, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 105, Original Air Date: 2009-07-09, Repeat) 9:15 AM-10:45 AM STZ HD Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist A chance encounter leads to two music lovers (Michael Cera, Kat Dennings) setting out together on a quest to find a legendary band's secret show. Director: Peter Sollett (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 2008, PG-13, 3 Star) 9:35 AM-11:45 AM ENCORE HD Mrs. Doubtfire Estranged from his wife (Sally Field), an out-of-work actor (Robin Williams) masquerades as a nanny to be with his children. Director: Chris Columbus Starring: Matthew Lawrence (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 1993, PG-13, 3 Star) 9:50 AM-11:35 AM STZK HD What About Bob? A patient (Bill Murray) follows a pop psychiatrist (Richard Dreyfuss) on his vacation and annoys him while charming his family. Director: Frank Oz Starring: Charlie Korsmo (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 1991, PG, 3 Star) 10:00 AM-11:00 AM USA HD Royal Pains If I Were a Sick Man. Hank quarantines guests at a bark mitzvah after some people come down with a serious disease; Evan makes a startling discovery about Divya's romantic life; Jill tries to keep her relationship out of the public eye. Starring: Ezra Miller (High Definition, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 106, Original Air Date: 2009-07-16, Repeat) 10:00 AM-12:00 PM TBS HD Man of the House A district attorney (Chevy Chase) tries to win over the bratty son (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) of his future wife (Farrah Fawcett). Director: James Orr Starring: Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Zachary Browne, Spencer Vrooman, Jimmy Baker, Shane Meier (High Definition, Close Captioned, 1995, TV-PG, 2 Star) 10:00 AM-10:30 AM FUEL Camp Woodward Temper, Temper. Tony loses his temper, Miles loses his money and Tyler is still without his bags. (Close Captioned, Original Air Date: 2008-03-02, Repeat) 10:00 AM-10:30 AM CHILLER Tales From the Darkside The Bitterest Pill. A boy takes pills that enhance his mind. Starring: Jason Horst (Syndicated Episode Number: 327) 10:00 AM-12:00 PM COMEDY HD Meatballs A zany summer camp counselor leads his misfit charges into a no-holds-barred competition against high-class campers. Director: Ivan Reitman Starring: Chris Makepeace (Close Captioned, 1979, TV-14, 3 Star) 10:30 AM-11:00 AM FUEL New Pollution Nat Young; Nicholai Rogatkin; Kyle Smaine. Surfer Nat Young; BMXer Nicholai Rogatkin; skier Kyle Smaine. (Original Air Date: 2008-04-10, Repeat) 10:30 AM-11:00 AM DISN HD Jonas Detention. Starring: Kevin Jonas, Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, John Ducey, Rebecca Creskoff, Chelsea Staub (Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 112, Original Air Date: 2009-08-23, Repeat, TV-G) 11:00 AM-11:30 AM LIFE HD Will and Grace I Never Cheered For My Father. Series 6, episode 21. At Tina's (Lesley Ann Warren) urging, Will tries to find out if there is a new woman in his father's life; Jack's son decides to try out for the high-school cheerleading squad. Starring: Michael Angarano (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 621, Original Air Date: 2004-04-08, Repeat, TV-14) 11:00 AM-11:30 AM DISN HD Hannah Montana My Boyfriend's Jackson and There's Gonna be Trouble. Series 1, episode 21. A reporter's photo leads to rumors that Jackson is dating Hannah; Oliver falls for Sarah. Director: Roger S. Christiansen Starring: Mitchel Musso (Stereo, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 124, Original Air Date: 2006-12-31, Repeat, TV-G) 11:00 AM-12:25 PM STZC HD Underdog A canine superhero (Jason Lee) must save the day when an evil scientist (Peter Dinklage) and his enormous henchman threaten the citizens of Capitol City. Director: Frederik Du Chau Starring: Alex Neuberger (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 2007, PG, 2 Star) 11:00 AM-12:00 PM USA HD Royal Pains Crazy Love. Hank and Divya treat a quick-tempered Spanish patient involved in an accident; a job offer brings Jill's childhood friend back to the Hamptons; Hank learns Boris has been keeping a dark secret; Divya's fiance arrives. Starring: Ezra Miller (High Definition, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 107, Original Air Date: 2009-07-23, Repeat) 11:30 AM-12:00 PM DISN HD Wizards of Waverly Place Racing. Starring: David Henrie, Jake T. Austin (Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 204, Original Air Date: 2008-10-12, Repeat, TV-G) 11:30 AM-1:15 PM HBO HD The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising A boy (Alexander Ludwig) learns he is the last of a group of immortal warriors who have defended the Earth from evil forces throughout history. Director: David L. Cunningham Starring: Alexander Ludwig, Drew Tyler Bell, Gregory Smith (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 2007, PG, 3 Star) 11:30 AM-1:00 PM SHOW HD The Night of the White Pants A man hits the town with his daughter's punk-rock boyfriend. Director: Amy Talkington Starring: Alum Nick Stahl (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 2006, R) 11:35 AM-1:35 PM STZK HD The Final Season An inexperienced coach (Sean Astin) takes charge of the last season of a champion high-school _base_ball team before the school merges with another. Director: David Mickey Evans Starring: Michael Angarano (Stereo, Close Captioned, 2007, PG, 2 Star) 11:40 AM-1:20 PM ENCRWS Drango A Union officer (Jeff Chandler) becomes the overseer of a Georgia town he destroyed during Sherman's march. Director: Hall Bartlett, Jules Bricken Starring: David Stollery (Close Captioned, Black and White, 1957, TV-PG, 2 Star) 12:00 PM-2:00 PM HBOF HD August Rush A boy (Freddie Highmore) uses his prodigious musical gifts to find his parents (Keri Russell, Jonathan Rhys Meyers), unaware that they have begun a similar journey to find him. Director: Kirsten Sheridan (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 2007, PG, 2 Star) 12:00 PM-2:05 PM DISN HD The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement While living with her royal grandmother (Julie Andrews), a young princess (Anne Hathaway) must find a suitable husband in 30 days or give up the throne. Director: Garry Marshall Starring: Spencer Breslin (Close Captioned, 2004, TV-G, 2 Star) 12:00 PM-1:00 PM USA HD Royal Pains The Honeymoon's Over. Hank unexpectedly takes on a children's book illustrator with a serious heart condition; Divya treats a newlywed with a hard-to-diagnose ailment that takes the fun out of his honeymoon plans. Starring: Ezra Miller (High Definition, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 108, Original Air Date: 2009-07-30, Repeat) 12:10 PM-1:40 PM HBOC HD The Brady Bunch Movie The Bradys (Shelley Long, Gary Cole) and their TV-series clan refuse to sell their home to a shady real-estate developer (Michael McKean). Director: Betty Thomas Starring: Christopher Daniel Barnes, Paul Sutera, Jesse Lee Soffer (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 1995, PG-13, 3 Star) 12:50 PM-2:35 PM TMCX Bratz When they enter high school, lifelong friends (Nathalia Ramos, Janel Parrish, Logan Browning) face peer pressure and unexpected challenges to their bond. Director: Sean McNamara Starring: Stephen Lunsford, William May (Stereo, 2007, PG, 1 Star) 1:00 PM-3:00 PM STZE HD Resurrecting the Champ A troubled reporter (Josh Hartnett) sees a chance to save his foundering career with a story about a former boxer (Samuel L. Jackson) who is homeless in Denver. Director: Rod Lurie Starring: Dakota Goyo (Stereo, Close Captioned, 2007, PG-13, 3 Star) 1:00 PM-2:00 PM USA HD Royal Pains It's Like Jamals Vu All Over Again. Hank and Divya treat a girl who develops bizarre symptoms after falling off a horse; Hank believes the girl's father is hiding something; the arrival of Jill's ex-husband throws Hank for a loop. Starring: Ezra Miller (High Definition, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 109, Original Air Date: 2009-08-06, Repeat) 1:05 PM-3:05 PM IFC The Slaughter Rule Cut from his high-school football team, a teen (Ryan Gosling) becomes a quarterback for a grizzled coach's (David Morse) amateur squad. Director: Alex Smith, Andrew Smith (Close Captioned, 2002, TV-MA, 3 Star) 1:15 PM-3:00 PM HBO2 HD Rocket Science Smitten with a pretty and smart classmate, a teen (Reece Daniel Thompson) with a stuttering problem joins his high-school debate team. Director: Jeff Blitz (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 2007, R, 3 Star) 1:30 PM-3:10 PM ENCORE HD Bring It On An urban cheerleading squad accuses a champion team's captain (Kirsten Dunst) of stealing its choreography on the eve of a national competition. Director: Peyton Reed Starring: Nathan West, Cody McMains (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 2000, PG-13, 3 Star) 2:00 PM-3:00 PM USA HD Royal Pains Am I Blue?. When Hank learns Tucker's father has a substance-abuse problem, he suggests a visit to rehab, but Tucker's father prefers a riskier method; Hank and Jill try to contact Boris, who has fled to New York. Starring: Ezra Miller (High Definition, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 110, Original Air Date: 2009-08-13, Repeat) 2:00 PM-3:00 PM CIN HD Uncovered Teen Gambling. Teenagers who roll dice for money; a 17-year-old boy skips his high-school graduation to go to the racetrack; a young man admits his gambling addiction drove him to crime. (Close Captioned, Original Air Date: 2008-12-12, Repeat, TV-PG) 2:00 PM-4:00 PM HM HD Ms. Bear A man wants his daughter to turn an abandoned bear cub over to conservation authorities. Director: Paul Ziller Starring: Devin Douglas Drewitz (Close Captioned, 1997, TV-G, 3 Star) 2:00 PM-3:30 PM HBOF HD Mom and Dad Save the World The dastardly emperor (Jon Lovitz) of another planet beams up a station wagon with a California couple (Teri Garr, Jeffrey Jones) inside. Director: Greg Beeman Starring: Danny Cooksey (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 1992, PG, 2 Star) 2:05 PM-2:30 PM DISN HD The Suite Life of Zack and Cody Miniature Golf. Series 2, episode 32. Zack and Cody go miniature golfing on a double date; London joins a book club; Carey tries to live healthier. Starring: Dylan Sprouse, Cole Sprouse (Stereo, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 232, Original Air Date: 2007-03-02, Repeat, TV-G) 2:15 PM-4:00 PM SHOWX Along Came a Spider A detective (Morgan Freeman) and a Secret Service agent (Monica Potter) investigate the abduction of a senator's daughter from a school. Director: Lee Tamahori Starring: Anton Yelchin (Stereo, 2001, R, 2 Star) 2:20 PM-4:35 PM STZC HD Last Action Hero A golden ticket handed down from Houdini puts a boy (Austin O'Brien) in the middle of a Hollywood superstar's (Arnold Schwarzenegger) world. Director: John McTiernan (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 1993, PG-13, 2 Star) 2:55 PM-4:35 PM TMC Canvas With his wife (Marcia Gay Harden) in a psychiatric hospital, a man (Joe Pantoliano) quits his job and builds a sailboat in his driveway. Director: Joseph Greco Starring: Devon Gearhart, Marcus Johns, Antony Del Rio (Stereo, 2006, PG-13, 3 Star) 3:00 PM-3:30 PM DISN HD The Suite Life on Deck In the Line of Duty. Starring: Dylan Sprouse, Cole Sprouse, Matthew Timmons (Close Captioned, High Definition, Syndicated Episode Number: 203, Original Air Date: 2009-08-21, Repeat, TV-G) 3:00 PM-4:45 PM STZCI The Wackness A teenage pot dealer (Josh Peck) sells weed to his therapist (Ben Kingsley) and falls in love with the man's stepdaughter. Director: Jonathan Levine (Stereo, Close Captioned, 2008, R, 3 Star) 3:00 PM-4:00 PM SPIKE HD CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 4 x 4. Series 5, episode 19. The team simultaneously investigates the deaths of an auto-convention model, a boy beaten and burned to death, and a bodybuilder exposed to a toxic mold. Director: Terrence O'Hara Starring: Shane Haboucha, Chauncey Leopardi, Dyllan Christopher (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 519, Original Air Date: 2005-04-14, Repeat, TV-14) 3:00 PM-4:00 PM USA HD Royal Pains Nobody's Perfect. While in New York to learn more about Boris' mysterious disease, Hank discovers that the Gardners are trying to strip him of his medical license; Divya and Evan face a medical emergency aboard a reclusive millionaire's yacht; Jill tussles with Charlie. Starring: Ezra Miller (High Definition, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 111, Original Air Date: 2009-08-20, Repeat) 3:10 PM-4:55 PM STZK HD Casper A teen (Christina Ricci) who lost her mother befriends friendly ghost Casper while staying at a mean heiress's (Cathy Moriarty) haunted mansion. Director: Brad Silberling Starring: Chauncey Leopardi, Spencer Vrooman, Garette Ratliff Henson, Devon Sawa (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 1995, PG, 3 Star) 3:30 PM-4:00 PM FUEL Camp Woodward Temper, Temper. Tony loses his temper, Miles loses his money and Tyler is still without his bags. (Close Captioned, Original Air Date: 2008-03-02, Repeat) 3:30 PM-5:30 PM 5MAX HD The Juror A mob hit man (Alec Baldwin) will kill a single mother's (Demi Moore) son (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) if she cannot sway her fellow jurors in a murder trial. Director: Brian Gibson Starring: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Joseph Perrino (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 1996, R, 3 Star) 3:30 PM-4:00 PM DISN HD The Suite Life on Deck The Spy Who Shoved Me. Zack and Cody help recover a microchip for a spy. Starring: Dylan Sprouse, Cole Sprouse, Matthew Timmons (Close Captioned, High Definition, Syndicated Episode Number: 205, Original Air Date: 2009-08-07, Repeat, TV-G) 3:45 PM-6:00 PM SHO2 The Kite Runner After many years living in the U.S., an Afghan novelist (Khalid Abdalla) returns to his Taliban-controlled homeland to learn the fate of the son of his murdered friend. Director: Marc Forster Starring: Zekeria Ebrahimi, Ahmad Khan Mahmoodzada, Elham Ehsas (Stereo, 2007, PG-13, 3 Star) 3:55 PM-5:45 PM HBOZ HD Big A wishing machine turns a boy into a 35-year-old man (Tom Hanks) with a fun job and a girlfriend (Elizabeth Perkins). Director: Penny Marshall Starring: Jared Rushton, David Moscow, Oliver Block, Mark Ballou (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 1988, PG, 3 Star) 4:00 PM-4:30 PM DISN HD The Suite Life on Deck Ala-ka-scram!. Starring: Dylan Sprouse, Cole Sprouse, Matthew Timmons (Close Captioned, High Definition, Syndicated Episode Number: 206, Original Air Date: 2009-08-14, Repeat, TV-G) 4:00 PM-4:30 PM TLC HD Little People, Big World Matt's Project-Palooza. Matt tries to juggle working on a new parking lot, repairing the church, finishing Molly's castle and completing the Men's Crisis Center. (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, Original Air Date: 2007-07-02, Repeat, TV-G) 4:00 PM-6:00 PM COMEDY HD Dirty Work Unable to find gainful employment, two underachievers (Norm Macdonald, Artie Lange) establish a revenge-for-hire business. Director: Bob Saget Starring: Bradley Reid (Close Captioned, 1998, TV-14, 2 Star) 4:00 PM-6:00 PM ESPN HD Little League _base_ball                          (NEW) World Series, International Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Williamsport, Pa. (High Definition, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: INTSEMI2, Original Air Date: 2009-08-27) 4:20 PM-6:00 PM ENCRWA Flipper A surly child (Elijah Wood) of divorce staying with an ex-hippie uncle (Paul Hogan) saves a dolphin from men dumping toxic waste into Florida Keys waters. Director: Alan Shapiro Starring: Elijah Wood, alum Luke Halpin, Jason Fuchs (Stereo, Close Captioned, 1996, PG, 3 Star) 4:30 PM-5:00 PM DISN HD The Suite Life on Deck The Wrong Stuff. Starring: Dylan Sprouse, Cole Sprouse, Matthew Timmons (Syndicated Episode Number: 118, Original Air Date: 2009-03-27, Repeat, TV-G) 4:30 PM-6:15 PM SHOWB Warriors of Virtue A boy (Mario Yedidia) lands in a magic world of kung fu, kangaroo-men, and villains seeking the key to immortality. Director: Ronny Yu (Stereo, Close Captioned, 1997, PG, 2 Star) 4:30 PM-5:00 PM ABCF HD 10 Things I Hate About You Dance Little Sister. Bianca drags Kat and Patrick to the fall dance so she can finally get her date with the soccer captain. Starring: Nicholas Braun, Ethan Peck (High Definition, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 1008, Original Air Date: 2009-08-25, Repeat, TV-14) 4:50 PM-7:05 PM STZ HD Erin Brockovich A law clerk (Julia Roberts) researching a client's health case stumbles on a cover-up of a contaminated water supply in a desert town. Director: Steven Soderbergh Starring: Scotty Leavenworth (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 2000, R, 3 Star) 5:00 PM-8:00 PM FX HD The Mummy Returns Two evil forces believe the 9-year-old son of adventurer Rick O'Connell (Brendan Fraser) is the key to the reincarnation of Isis. Director: Stephen Sommers Starring: Freddie Boath (High Definition, 2001, TV-14, 3 Star) 5:00 PM-5:30 PM DISN HD The Suite Life on Deck The Mommy and the Swami. Starring: Dylan Sprouse, Cole Sprouse, Matthew Timmons (Syndicated Episode Number: 115, Original Air Date: 2009-01-09, Repeat, TV-G) 5:00 PM-7:00 PM DXD HD Camp Nowhere Youths (Jonathan Jackson, Andrew Keegan) dupe their parents into sending them to an unsupervised summer camp. Director: Jonathan Prince Starring: Jonathan Jackson, Andrew Keegan (Close Captioned, 1994, PG, 2 Star) 5:30 PM-6:00 PM DISN HD The Suite Life on Deck seaHarmony. Starring: Dylan Sprouse, Cole Sprouse (Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 111, Original Air Date: 2008-12-12, Repeat, TV-G) 5:40 PM-7:15 PM MOMAX Journey to the Center of the Earth A science professor (Brendan Fraser) and his nephew (Josh Hutcherson) encounter strange creatures and stranger lands as they travel beneath the Earth's surface. Director: Eric Brevig (Stereo, Close Captioned, 2008, PG, 3 Star) 6:00 PM-6:30 PM DISN HD Wizards of Waverly Place First Kiss. Alex uses wizardry to reverse time to prevent the embarrassing incidents leading up to Justin's first kiss. Starring: David Henrie, Jake T. Austin (Stereo, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 103, Original Air Date: 2007-10-19, Repeat, TV-G) 6:00 PM-8:00 PM HM HD The Biscuit Eater Two boys (Johnny Whitaker, George Spell) of different races train a bad-streak Tennessee bird dog for field trials. Director: Vincent McEveety (Close Captioned, 1972, TV-G, 3 Star) 6:15 PM-8:00 PM IFC Wassup Rockers Young Latino skateboarders (Jonathan Velasquez, Francisco Pedrasa, Milton Velasquez) model themselves after the Ramones music group and cut loose in Los Angeles. Director: Larry Clark (Close Captioned, 2006, TV-MA, 3 Star) 6:20 PM-8:00 PM ENCORE HD The Princess Bride A storybook stableboy turns pirate (Cary Elwes) and rescues his beloved (Robin Wright), who is about to marry a dreadful prince. Director: Rob Reiner Starring: Fred Savage (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 1987, PG, 3 Star) 6:20 PM-8:00 PM MAX HD Juno Unforeseen complications arise when a precocious teenager (Ellen Page) chooses an upscale couple to adopt her unborn baby. Director: Jason Reitman Starring: Michael Cera (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 2007, PG-13, 4 Star) 6:30 PM-7:00 PM DISN HD Wizards of Waverly Place Make It Happen. Starring: David Henrie, Jake T. Austin (Stereo, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 211, Original Air Date: 2008-12-31, Repeat, TV-G) 7:00 PM-7:30 PM DISN HD Wizards of Waverly Place Beware Wolf. Starring: David Henrie, Jake T. Austin (Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 202, Original Air Date: 2008-09-21, Repeat, TV-G) 7:00 PM-9:00 PM HBOF HD August Rush A boy (Freddie Highmore) uses his prodigious musical gifts to find his parents (Keri Russell, Jonathan Rhys Meyers), unaware that they have begun a similar journey to find him. Director: Kirsten Sheridan (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 2007, PG, 2 Star) 7:30 PM-8:00 PM DISN HD Wizards of Waverly Place Wizards vs. Vampires: Tasty Bites. Starring: David Henrie, Jake T. Austin (Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 224, Original Air Date: 2009-07-31, Repeat, TV-G) 8:00 PM-10:00 PM USA HD Sweet Home Alabama Separated from her Southern husband (Josh Lucas), an engaged New York fashion designer (Reese Witherspoon) confronts him about a divorce. Director: Andy Tennant Starring: Thomas Curtis (High Definition, Close Captioned, 2002, PG-13, 2 Star) 8:00 PM-8:30 PM MTV HD Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory Dusty Monkey. Rob holds a skate contest with Ryan Sheckler, Paul Rodriguez and Eric Koston; Rob drag-races his Camaro against Ryan's Ferarri. Starring: Rob Dyrdek (Stereo, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 112, Original Air Date: 2009-04-26, Repeat, TV-PG) 8:00 PM-10:00 PM ESPN HD Little League _base_ball                         (NEW) World Series, U.S. Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Williamsport, Pa. (High Definition, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: USSEMI2, Original Air Date: 2009-08-27) 8:00 PM-10:00 PM BETHD Waist Deep An ex-convict (Tyrese Gibson) collides with members of a street gang after his car is stolen with his son inside. Director: Vondie Curtis-Hall Starring: Henry Hunter Hall (2006, R, 2 Star) 8:00 PM-9:40 PM DISN HD Another Cinderella Story A young man (Drew Seeley) longs to reunite with a beautiful dancer (Selena Gomez) that he met at a masked ball. Director: Damon Santostefano Starring: Giacomo Baessato, Stuart Cowan (2008, TV-PG) 8:00 PM-10:00 PM STZK HD The Final Season An inexperienced coach (Sean Astin) takes charge of the last season of a champion high-school _base_ball team before the school merges with another. Director: David Mickey Evans Starring: Michael Angarano (Stereo, Close Captioned, 2007, PG, 2 Star) 8:15 PM-10:00 PM SUNDAE The Italian An abandoned Russian boy (Kolya Spiridonov) runs away to find his mother after an Italian couple offer to buy him from an orphanage. Director: Andrei Kravchuk (Close Captioned, 2005, TV-14, 4 Star) 9:00 PM-10:40 PM TMCX Good Luck Chuck After meeting the woman (Jessica Alba) of his dreams, a dentist (Dane Cook) must find a way to break a curse that causes each of his ex-lovers to find true love with her next boyfriend. Director: Mark Helfrich Starring: Connor Price, Troy Gentile (Stereo, 2007, R, 1 Star) 9:00 PM-10:35 PM STZ HD Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist A chance encounter leads to two music lovers (Michael Cera, Kat Dennings) setting out together on a quest to find a legendary band's secret show. Director: Peter Sollett (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 2008, PG-13, 3 Star) 9:00 PM-10:00 PM BBCA Skins                                             (NEW) Pandora. Pandora's innocent sleepover quickly succumbs to mayhem and shocking discoveries. (New Episode, Syndicated Episode Number: 304, Original Air Date: 2009-08-27) 9:30 PM-11:15 PM IFC Party Monster New York club promoter Michael Alig (Macaulay Culkin) becomes addicted to drugs and brutally kills his longtime dealer. Director: Fenton Bailey (Close Captioned, 2003, TV-MA, 2 Star) 9:40 PM-9:45 PM DISN HD As the Bell Rings The Dance. (Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 2, Original Air Date: 2007-09-01, Repeat, TV-G) 10:00 PM-11:00 PM USA HD Royal Pains                                    (NEW) Wonderland. Starring: Ezra Miller (High Definition, Close Captioned, New Episode, Syndicated Episode Number: 112, Original Air Date: 2009-08-27) 10:00 PM-10:30 PM FUEL Dew Underground Portland. The first stop of the 2009 Dew Tour. (Close Captioned, Original Air Date: 2009-08-24, Repeat) 10:00 PM-10:30 PM DISN HD Wizards of Waverly Place Art Teacher. Dwayne Johnson and Misty May-Treanor visit Max after they hear he is suffering from a mysterious illness; Alex bonds with her new art teacher. Director: Victor Gonzalez Starring: David Henrie, Jake T. Austin (Stereo, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 214, Original Air Date: 2009-03-01, Repeat, TV-G) 10:00 PM-12:00 AM ESPN2 HD _base_ball                                     (NEW) Junior League, Final: Teams TBA. From Taylor, Mich. (Original Air Date: 2009-08-27) 10:00 PM-11:30 PM SHOCSE The Nail: The Story of Joey Nardone Released from prison, a former heavyweight boxer develops a strong bond with a 14-year-old. Director: James Quattrochi Starring: Paul Orrantia, Hunter Gallagher (Stereo, Close Captioned, 2009, TV-14) 10:00 PM-11:00 PM SUNDAE In Short                                       (NEW) Bruce Weber. (Close Captioned, New Episode, Original Air Date: 2009-08-27, TV-14) 10:00 PM-11:45 PM STZCI The Wackness A teenage pot dealer (Josh Peck) sells weed to his therapist (Ben Kingsley) and falls in love with the man's stepdaughter. Director: Jonathan Levine (Stereo, Close Captioned, 2008, R, 3 Star) 10:00 PM-11:45 PM STZK HD Casper A teen (Christina Ricci) who lost her mother befriends friendly ghost Casper while staying at a mean heiress's (Cathy Moriarty) haunted mansion. Director: Brad Silberling Starring: Chauncey Leopardi, Spencer Vrooman, Garette Ratliff Henson, Devon Sawa (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 1995, PG, 3 Star) 10:00 PM-12:30 AM TNT HD Freedom Writers A dedicated Los Angeles teacher (Hilary Swank) inspires her class of at-risk students to believe in themselves and achieve academic success. Director: Richard LaGravenese Starring: Hunter Parrish (High Definition, Close Captioned, 2007, TV-14, 3 Star) 10:00 PM-12:30 AM FMC Point Break An FBI agent (Keanu Reeves) turns California surfer to nab bank robbers who wear rubber masks of four ex-presidents. Director: Kathryn Bigelow Starring: Christopher Pettiet (Close Captioned, 1991, TV-MA, 3 Star) 10:05 PM-12:05 AM HDNETMV Free Willy An abandoned boy (Jason James Richter) with a chip on his shoulder befriends an ill-fated killer whale at a water park. Director: Simon Wincer Starring: Jason James Richter, Michael Bacall (High Definition, Close Captioned, 1993, PG, 3 Star) 10:05 PM-11:45 PM ENCORE HD Bring It On An urban cheerleading squad accuses a champion team's captain (Kirsten Dunst) of stealing its choreography on the eve of a national competition. Director: Peyton Reed Starring: Nathan West, Cody McMains (Stereo, High Definition, Close Captioned, 2000, PG-13, 3 Star) 10:40 PM-12:20 AM TMCX An American Crime In 1960s Indiana a bitter, divorced woman (Catherine Keener) vents her frustrations by torturing a girl (Ellen Page) left in her care by itinerant parents. Director: Tommy O'Haver Starring: Evan Peters, Tristan Jarred, Michael Welch, Jeremy Sumpter (Stereo, 2007, R) 10:50 PM-12:50 AM STZE HD Resurrecting the Champ A troubled reporter (Josh Hartnett) sees a chance to save his foundering career with a story about a former boxer (Samuel L. Jackson) who is homeless in Denver. Director: Rod Lurie Starring: Dakota Goyo (Stereo, Close Captioned, 2007, PG-13, 3 Star) 11:00 PM-11:30 PM SHOW HD Weeds Glue. Nancy, Andy and Cesar team up to look for Esteban when he goes missing. In the meantime, Dean and Doug start their scheme of revenge against Celia, while Silas and Shane develope a need to protect their new stepsister. Starring: Hunter Parrish, Alexander Gould (Stereo, Close Captioned, Syndicated Episode Number: 512, Original Air Date: 2009-08-24, Repeat, TV-MA) 11:00 PM-12:00 AM BIO HD Biography Justin Timberlake. Memphis-born singer Justin Timberlake balances touring, film roles and high-profile relationships. (High Definition, Close Captioned, Original Air Date: 2008-06-05, Repeat, TV-PG) 11:30 PM-1:15 AM FLIX johns A teen hustler (Lukas Haas) works double time to help his cohort (David Arquette) satisfy a birthday wish and pay off a debt to a drug dealer. Director: Scott Silver (Stereo, Close Captioned, 1996, R, 2 Star) 11:45 PM-1:30 AM STZK HD Little Man Tate A single mother (Jodie Foster) lets her boy-genius son (Adam Hann-Byrd) move in with a rich woman (Dianne Wiest) who teaches the gifted. Director: Jodie Foster Starring: Adam Hann-Byrd, Michael Shulman (Stereo, Close Captioned, 1991, PG, 3 Star)